MAIL 4
Howday, Have you ever gone to bed just so you could sleep but you end up never getting there? like…you go to your room and lay down and you just lay there thinking for hours. you think about life. about the way things are. about the way you wish they could be. about how things never turn out like you wish they would. you tell yourself hundreds of times that you are going to stop thinking but…well that just makes you think about things more. i am having one of those nights so i decided to go ahead and do one of the only things that i can to stop thinking….spill my guts on my computer screen and send it to people. it actually works. usually by the time i am done writing my long boring emails i can go to sleep. my sister told me another thing that would help you readers in your long quest to read my entire email. she said i should start using separate paragraphs. where does she come up with this stuff? she is definitely a genius. so here we go…you ready?
wow. that wasn’t so hard. i just want to start off by saying that i found a reason to be proud that i live in Kansas. well…we do have the worlds largest hand dug well….but…that’s not exactly why. ya see…i like Kansas because of process of elimination. any state that starts with O is the devil by the way. my sister just told me a story that makes me happy to live here though. she said that not too long ago she was sitting in her living room reading. it’s a good thing to do once in a while. well…she hears tires squealing so she looks out her window. there is a lady who got in her car and she is trying to leave. well…there is a guy that is trying to not let her leave. they are both rather old but one thing really stood out in this picture. the elderly man was completely naked. yes. that is disgusting. apparently he was also drunk because he fell over himself several times. well…while she is trying to figure out what is going on the lady kinda acts like she is gunna run him over if he doesn’t get out of the way. well….finally he gets out of the way and she leaves. well…later she came back and i guess she moved out and stuff. who really knows. all i have to say to that is thank God i don’t live in an apartment complex. the guys who live above her are cool though. one of the guys name is gumby. yeah…i know…and no he isn’t green or made of clay. actually now that i think of it…having a drunk old man run butt naked into the middle of a parking lot isn’t to crazy for Kansas i don’t suppose. i mean….i don’t know what i mean. but i don’t care where that happens its just gross.
ahh look at that. another new paragraph. it is kinda weird that my sister lives in Pennsylvania and my brother lives in Arizona. my twin puck lives up in Kansas city. ive only talked to him twice. he looks like me but he isn’t really that much like me i don’t think. he is very good at telling stories though. a lot of my friends have already gone off to college. that saddens me. actually my really really close friends are graduating and they will most likely all leave me here by myself. im happy for them. i think ill really miss them though. ill prolly just be taking a lot of road trips.
Christmas is coming. i realized that when i saw the house that always puts like a bazillion dollars into decorations had already put up her red and green lights and reindeer and santa stuff. i think i already have all im gunna get for Christmas. my parents gave mea laptop computer. its really cool and im happy. there is only really one thing i want for Christmas but i prolly wont get it so im not even gunna say anything. i know that this is a short boring email but i guess i just don’t feel like telling my computer about my life right now. maybe someday, someone else will write a book about me so you don’t have to read about my life from my perspective. well…i need sleep. later -me
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