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guess what....its already time for my next email that i send out of complete boredom. you might already have noticed my change of font. my older sister told me that it was hard to read all the small little lines and laura golay told me that reading my long emails makes her dizzy. so....for the sake of your eyesight i have changed my font to twice the size it was. i want to start off by saying that i hate being sick. it is really really annoying. i dont think ive been really healthy since i got my wisdom teeth removed. ironically enough thats when this crazy boredom email thing all started. who knows...maybe when i get healthy enough you guys wont get so much junk mail. i dont know how long that will take though. this week has been really bad. i went through a whole bag of cough drops today. well... i suppose that i didnt do it by myself. see the way things work at cca are never quite normal. they seem to think that cough drops are somekind of an addictive medication that you can easily overdose on because they wont let you carry them. you are supposed to turn them into the office and then go down to the office whenever you need one so they can mark it down and so on. its pretty dumb. i mean...these are cough drops not zymain. so...i suppose i am a rebel cause i just always carry them around in my bag. but because of that rule it means that no one else has any cough drops....so they begin to believe in socialized medicine. basically i cant say no. and people are coughing like crazy (i think my class is diseased) so they ask for cough drops. basically we share what we get in our class. that is one of the advantages to only having 6 people in your grade. i think i did one of the most disgusting things ive ever done in my life tonight. it was horrible. see my little brother luke has a runny nose. and luke likes to use alot of kleenexes (once again im not sure how to say the plural form of kleenex) most people blow their nose then fold the kleenex over and find a clean place on the kleenex and blow again. but luke just blows his nose once and then puts it down and gets another one. well....he doesnt throw them away and really quickly there is a big huge pile of barely used kleenexes. he just leaves them there and its really sick. well....like 30 minutes ago i was sitting at the computer and to my left was a big pile of barely used kleenexes. He was already in bed and it was gross so i decided to go throw them away. well...i also picked up a kleenex for my own nose since it was all runny. well...somehow my kleenex got mixed up with one of lukes barely used kleenexes. so when i put the kleenex to my face....luke snot went all over my upper lip. it was disgusting.....(shivers just went up and down my spine when i typed that so yes i am going to change the subject now. over the last week or so i have been rediscovering an old habit of mine……candles. i think in my younger years i was an extreme pyro. i think im prolly still somewhat of a pyro because of my love for burning candles. i cant just light a candle and leave it though. i have to sit there and play with it. i have to mold the wax so it will melt faster and so on. just the other night i went out and bought a couple candles. they didn’t last me too long. when i came home i started making some phone calls. my phone calls are never short ones cause i can talk longer than my mother….which if you know my mom that is a big deal. so while i was on the phone i was burning my candles and messing with them. see…i bought one of the big candles with four wicks and a small layered candle. i lit all of the wicks on the big candle and then took the smaller layered one, turned it upside down, and placed it about 2 inches about the four flames. i didn’t do that for too long though. just until it looked cool enough to sit there by itself while i played with the big candle. i finished the layered one off that night. the big one is still sitting on my dresser waiting for a phone call situation. by finished i don’t mean that it doesn’t have anymore wax to burn. i just mean that it looks too cool for me to burn it anymore. i could actually care less what a candle smells like….most of the time at least. but it has to look cool. i suppose you could make a good prank out of that. give someone a puke scented candle for their bday or something . that would be pretty twisted. one of my very best friends in the world and i were talking today and we came across a very interesting subject. bouncy balls. those were like…the greatest toys of all time. there is no counting how many i lost but they were still the awesomest ever. (awesomest is not a real word by the way) actually a lot of the time i wouldn’t lose them. see…ive always had this problem. i like to chew on things. anything. pens, straws, erasers, books, wads of tape, and my parents tell me that when i was small even my own feet. well….alot of times bouncy balls also ended up in my mouth. they just looked so…chewy i guess. (actually bouncy balls taste really bad and i would definitely advise you not to ever bit into one. but what exactly was the point of a bouncy ball. was there ever a real purpose. i cant really think of one. they were just cool because you could take one into the kitchen and throw it as hard as you possibly could and your kitchen would turn into its own pinball game. it was pretty nifty. if bouncy balls were all the sudden recalled for being toxic and bad for childrens health and they would pay you four hundred dollars for each one you returned one of two things would happen. (of course if they were toxic i would already be dead) i would either invent a metal detector type machine that could find the millions of bouncy balls that i  lost in my yard and make tons of money off of it or i would be really mad at myself and go along with my plans to be poor for the rest of my life. i am eating beef jerky right now. i really like it. if you don’t like beef jerky then you must not have taste buds….yes….you know im talking to you….but i will keep your name anonymous. i actually heard how beef jerky originated the other day. im not sure if its true or not so don’t quote me but check this out. someone told me that beef jerky was invented by those guys that did the big cattle drives that basically put kansas on the map. well im sure they had plenty of beef to do it with. but what they would do is take some raw meat and strap it under their saddle so it would get dry and hard and then they would eat it before they would go to bed. i like my processed cow chunks better than the old fashion way i think. well….since it is getting close to thanksgiving….still….i thought i would continue my count from last weeks long boring email of the things that i am thankful for. (for those of you that did not see that email or were never bored enough or dumb enough to read through the entire thing….i have already said that i am thankful for pop, holy socks, kleenexes, mood rings, brakes, and music. that leaves me at the seventh thing that i am thankful for. 7 the 80s. have you ever seen an 80s movie. most of you prolly have. they had the most disgusting hair styles and clothing of all time. i mean….at least the 60s and 70s were funky but the 80s…no. their music was mostly annoying…with a couple of exceptions. their movies were almost all worse than the quality of movie i could make in one week. of course there were exceptions to that as well. but…if we never had the 80s then we would prolly have to live through them in the future. can you imagine going to school or work on monday and everyone has started wearing big hoop earings and wearing high waters? that would be sick. not to mention all of the flowered dresses and chops that would be there. i mean….come on. lets all thank God that we were either young in those days or did not see them at all. 8 q-tips. one of the most disgusting things in my opinion is seeing someone with ear wax soooo bad that they could prolly be considered partially deaf. its just disgusting. like you are totally innocent most of the time you see it. i am paranoid about it cause i hate it so much so i keep my ears clean but does that mean that everyone elses ears are not overflowing with yellowish brown wax….of course not. so you could just innocently lay your head on your desk at school one day and look over at your friend who is actually working on his work (who does their work at school?) and see this huge monster in their ear. you want to scream and tell them that a bug must have laid eggs in your ear cause you got something nasty getting ready to crawl out of their…then you realize that its just ear wax. then you feel like puking. so yes….i thank God for q-tips. 9 being able to order almost anything you want over the internet. if you think about it there are very few things that you cant buy over the internet. just go to ebay. i know they wont let you buy body parts or (one guy actually tried this) a soul…but anything else can basically be ordered right from your living room. now….imagine growing up to be a day trader on the stock market. all you do is sit in your living room and watch flow charts and when prices get to a good point you click either the buy or sell button. just for convenience lets pretend that you would be really really good at it. so you make about 20 thousand dollars (give or take a penny) every day. so you are rich. you order your food and your clothes and your books and so on from the internet. …..you would never leave your house. the most exercise you would get in a day is the walking you would get from your bed to your fridge to your computer….with occasional stops to the restroom and to the door to pick up the things you ordered from the internet. if george washington would have been told that you could get away with that 240 years in the future do you know what he would have said? he prolly woulda said….great i helped to found a country that will someday be filled with the laziest people of all time. well….i will never be a day trader and i will never be rich so i don’t have to worry about being THAT lazy. so yes i am thankful for being able to buy things over the internet. 10 hoodies. can you imagine a world without hoodies. i don’t know how the previous generation could handle it. i guess you don’t know what you’ve got till its gone but you cant know what its like not to have something till you already have it once. poor baby boomers. yes….i love my hoodie collection. 11 thrift stores. i don’t know how many times i have gotten the best deals of all time at a thrift store. you can get the coolest stuff for like a quarter. i cant tell you how many chs t-shirts i have. band, plt, kmse, you name it ive prolly got it. ive never ever been a part of that school system. i think it kinda annoys my school when i wear chs apparel. i guess that’s prolly the reason i do it. tj max and good will stores count in this group too. they are all great. well…my fingers are getting tired so i think i will give your poor eyes and minds a rest from all this useless chatter. im sure ill be bored enough to write another one of these sometimes soon. later -me